"Geeze. Must not be Happy Fun magic then." She handed the coffee to him, shaking her head.

"Had some in the eighth grade. Hated it. My French teacher thought it was good for us." She made a face before reaching down for the candy. "The only thing it was good for was ruining my clothes. The girl who sat in front of me had really long hair, and one morning she kinda flipped it -" She opened the bag and dug inside for a second before pulling out a handful of chocolate fish. " - And her stupid hair knocked my cup everywhere."

She held out her hand, eyebrows raised. "Can you imagine a neat pirate? I can't."