"Careful, Song," he said cheerfully, winking at Amy. "The minute she's Eli-less, she's probably going to get revenge for the past nine months you've been teasing her."

He had already learned his lesson from before and decided to err on the side of caution, ducking as the present came whizzing past his head. It landed on the couch, just barely missing him, and he ducked his head up again, giving Amy a playfully wounded look. "Trying to do more damage, I see. I swear, I get no love around here."

When he opened the gift, he nearly laughed. Spherical objects seemed to be the go-to present for him this year.