"I'm being vague? I thought that was all perfectly clear." Bruce acted like all he just said was the absolute truth. "It's pretty useful to be where you're needed, unless you're needed to be someplace annoying... like Jersey. Then I'd rather not be this gifted and be gifted with being wanted in Hawaii or some other nicer locale."

"You don't seem to be oozing, then again I don't seem to be serious," Bruce finished off his root beer and put the bottle back in his bag... to pull out a bottle of cream soda to replace it, "Oh right, you don't get to be human in Narnia... Keep forgetting how that works. I usually avoid that, I like being sure that I'll have thumbs. Helps to deal with people shooting at me. And how did you not know this was real? I seem to recall all sorts of stuff happening to make this real to everyone. Keeping the worlds open, helping keyboy fight Darkness McMansex, Gummiship travel between worlds. Fries, pretty sure Fries support the whole Kingdom Hearts is real thing."

Bruce seemed genuinely surprised AND interested, in that someone was entirely unaware of what happened. "Oh well, gotta be someone unaware of the cosmic scheme, more fun with the surprises, right?" He shrugged and took off his hat, revealing his hair was as purple as his eyes.

"Oh, my usual busy night involves meeting new people, a friendly chat, and a casual workout," He took a sip from his new drink and smiled.